Fictional review

Read the following pieces of writing on food:

  1. Jonathan Gold's "Porno Burrito:"
    https://www.laweekly.com/home-of-the-porno-burrito/ (Links to an external site.)
  2. McSweeney's Taco Bell -or- CAVA review:
    https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/taco-bells-rattlesnake-burrito (Links to an external site.)
    https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/cava-grain-bowl (Links to an external site.)
  3. Tina Nguyen's "Trump Grill May Be the Worst Restaurant in America:"
    https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2016/12/trump-grill-review (Links to an external site.)
  4. use real butter's "Zoe Ma Ma"
    https://userealbutter.com/2011/01/29/boulder-zoe-ma-ma/ (Links to an external site.)
    Write a fictional review of a specific dish or restaurant, using one of these as your style model. You may write a
    positive or negative review, at least 300 words long. Your audience must be the same as the text you are
    imitating.

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